I'm am sick and fucking tired of these goddamn personality tests, or other online tests that some pretentious asshole makes up and then spreads it like a fucking chain letter. All of a sudden everyone has it somewhere which forces you to not only use your mouse wheel to scroll the fuck away from this bullshit, but also asks you to take the same stupid test. And to make matters even worse, some of these pro-choice poster children then send you messages saying "Hey, did you ever check out that stupid fucking Quiz/Test I sent you? Are you the same type of person as me?!?!?!!!!!!one!!! LOL, OMG I <3 U"...
It really makes you understand what some people mean when they say "I think I want to kill myself". With the internets turning more and more to retards, I see no end in sight for these Satan spawned torture chambers. So for everyone who wanted to know what you REALLY are from these shit encrusted quizzes, I give you the "default" answer.
And for anyone who is thinking "Hey, I like those quizzes, they are entertaining AND informative", I suggest you cut off all ties with me and go play jump rope in the middle of the freeway.
So I've been given a lot of shit for the lack of posting here. I've decided to prove everyone wrong by posting twice in 1 month for the first time in a while. Has anyone noticed how lame television has become during the summer? I miss my fall and spring when I actually enjoy turning on the t.v. Until then, I'm stuck looking at YouTube videos of The Office and Family Guy.
Lets take a look at the current shows that are on during the summer.
Big Love
Entourage
Hell's Kitchen
American Inventor
Big Brother: All Stars
Rock Star
America's Got Talent
So You Think You Can Dance
The Simple Life Goes To Camp
Standoff
Kyle XY
Last Comic Standing
Biggest Loser
On the Lot
There are a lot more, but I'm tired of writing them. Anyway, as you see, besides the two in bold, total crap. I thought we were done with Reality TV? Seriously, it sucks, we all know it sucks and no one gives a shit about it anymore. And I swear to Chris (don't ask what Chris, its any of them) that if someone else tells me Mad TV is a good show I will punch them in the face. Mad TV sucks, its a horrible show and should be canceled as should Mind of Mencia.
With that said, I have enjoyed Standoff and Entourage this summer, but it does not compare to 24, Lost, Heroes, The Office, House MD (he's a doctor that doesn't follow the rules!), Prison Break, Drive (R.I.P.) or Scrubs.
I've been listening to tons of new music recently. Well...new for me. From Mayday Parade to Augustana to the new Starting Line album. This is probably a good thing since I'm bringing back the music e-zine in the coming months. Gotta stay on top of the shit! Well, not much more to say today, so here's a video. If you haven't seen this before then you fail at the internet. BTW, NSFW without headphones.
Hey guys! So I need to stop starting blogs and never completing them. This was started July 4th. So what's been new eh? Well, I recently moved Linda into a new apartment. That was a day filled with screaming, sweating and aching...unfortunately none of that was of the good variety. I also took some time to check out Transformers the Movie twice. While all you haters out there have all your complaints, I think it was hella good.
So I was talking to my buddy Double-M about this before he left my life forever, and I decided to make my BCS Top 5 Worst Pop/Rock Bands. So without further adieu, here it is.
In other news, I've become addicted to Virtual NES since Terry showed this to me 2 weeks ago. Also, I finally went to the Optometrist to get new contacts and now I just have to schedule a Dentist appointment. By the way, this is a rambling blog, so BEAR with me.
I remember sitting down last night and thinking of something important I wanted to put in my blog, but that apparently was forgotten in the time I slept, so I leave you with a fun video embed.
Nevermind, I remember what it was. So everyone probably remembers my recent obsession with Guitar Hero II. Well last night, my buddy Morgan introduced me to a new game that is going to take this country by storm (its Russian). It roughly translates to FLUTE HERO! Use your keyboard numbers to play, P.S. it is fucking hard. And now the video (SFW with headphones).
I know what you're thinking, and to tell you the truth I just sort of make up words together and put it in the title. So I decided to post on here since I'm not too busy right now and I'm normally too frickin' busy most of the other time.
...That last paragraph was written on May 31st...Holy SHITE! So lets see...what has been going on. Well since the last time we spoke, I have broken(NSF Your Health) a toe. I have also managed to get to Seattle (where I am writing to you from) 5 hours late, not be able to wear my suit and tie all week due to lost luggage, slept on a bed in which you feel all springs and the pillows might as well be small pieces of cloth, had no shampoo the first morning I woke up in the hotel and no housekeeping for the entire week either. Worst travel arrangement evar? I think so.
So I haven't watched professional wrestling in years, but when I was flipping through the channels on Monday. I couldn't help but watch this:
...WOW! Why did this seem like a good idea? If you wanted to pretend the wrestling soap opera was real, or if the fans wanted to think it was real, you've just blown that. There is no way that anyone will think that wrestling is real now and I bet a lot of people are pissed. Because if Vince McMahon really died, there would be a lot more press about it, not just wrestling stuff. Not to mention the camera just happening to be there. Now, I know the intelligent people reading this blog probably know wrestling is fake, but all those people thinking it was real must be pissed.
Last for the day, I have a birthday coming up soon, and I don't really care. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing. But whatever it is, you guys get me anything yet? And of course, random video (sorta NSFW due to excessive language).
So this weekend was Cinco de Mayo which of course was perfect for my Mexican heritage. Have you ever gone to a liquor store and been given a sample? Well I can now say I have. It was like going to Sam's Club with my mom except instead of small pieces of undercooked hotdogs, I was given liquor! Spec's Liquor was the place I went for this, and let's just say that I wish they didn't have a 1 sample limit.
Wow, so this window has been open for almost 4 hours as I got ADD kickin' in again, but I guess its better than turrets syndrome (Probably NSFW). So this weekend I decided to spend a lot of money again going out to eat, but I was pretty happy with Spiderman 3. Still not 1 & 2 good, but I liked it.
So what happened to Andy Milonakis anyway? What makes me think of this is my slight obsession with watching Andy Samberg lately (see video below). SNL sucks a big one in my opinion, but the Digital Shorts (usually with Andy) make me LAWL IRL. Speaking of LAWL, I recently checked out PurePwnage.com which I had not watched since Episode 8 and they are on 13 now...so I'm probably going to have to catch up. But nothing will ever be as good as FPS Doug and his shenanigans.
Anyway, guess that's it for now folks, so I'll leave you with the videos that Wheezy pointed out so nicely that I missed last time. There are a few parts that are NSFW without headphones.
So Wheezy always adds comics to his blog and since I've been copying him with this blog all together, I figured I might as well show off my art skillz as well. As you see, I'm pretty good at drawing straight lines. Hopefully Wheezy can see the humor and doesn't decide to be a Shapiro.
So I realize not many people know about my new web log (thanks Dwight) but I guess it should make me get in touch with old friends. Since I moved to Austin, the only people I talk to and hang out with are work friends (with a handful of exceptions). The problem is, and I'm sure if you're reading this you know, I like to talk...a lot. So most people reading this don't need to read this to hear about anything new...because I probably already talked to you about this 5 minutes ago. Anyway, enough rambling, I need to find more people to read this and that's the end of that rant.
So for the last month or so I finally stopped being such a workaholic and working from home every single night for 4 hours or so (usually meaning a 60+ work week at least). I finally stop doing this as I was going out of town a lot and finally doing things in my personal life, though now it looks like I'm back to more of the same. Monday evening was spent away from work, but yesterday I worked from about 9:30 AM - 9:30 PM with only a break for lunch and dinner (and the occasional chess game, so really take off about 2 hours from that). Today was more of the same, getting in around 7:30 and leaving around 6 only to get home, make a grilled cheese and log back on for another 2 and a half hours. This is putting a damper on my guitarhero practice, as well as my house being clean.
This weekend should be a good one, Friday I'm going downtown with Linda, James and his wife. Saturday will be spent sleeping in, probably cleaning up and then (finally) Spider-Man 3! (do I really need a link?) I gotta wait until Linda gets off work for that one, if you're wondering. Sunday will be spent at the pool, relaxing and burning the shit out of myself, probably followed by some Volleyball. So if you're looking for me this weekend, there's my entire plans laid out for you.
I'll leave you with one last random video (maybe I'll make a habit of this).
