It really makes you understand what some people mean when they say "I think I want to kill myself". With the internets turning more and more to retards, I see no end in sight for these Satan spawned torture chambers. So for everyone who wanted to know what you REALLY are from these shit encrusted quizzes, I give you the "default" answer.
And for anyone who is thinking "Hey, I like those quizzes, they are entertaining AND informative", I suggest you cut off all ties with me and go play jump rope in the middle of the freeway.
P.S. I bought an iPhone. Thats right, an iPhone. Yes, an iPhone.